Posts Tagged ‘suicide’

7 ways to beat swine flu this summer

August 23, 2009

1. Stay home and create an indoor spa with splashy background water music, a wind machine and a bright light.

2. Stay home and read a book.

3. Don’t eat pork (ok only joking).

4. Homeschool.

5. Order food online.

6. Turn down all party invitations.

7. Suicide.

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Full fare-don’t lose your head over it!

July 11, 2009

It all got a bit too much for a London cabbie yesterday…….the┬ádriver in his 30s, tied a rope to a lamppost and the other end around his neck before driving off from the spot in Southwark, southeast London. His body was found by police slumped in the car – with his severed head yards away. How does anyone even think about killing themselves in such a way?? I mean did he sit down one day and think, ” Mmmm, that lamp post looks good. Now if I just attach my head to that, drive off at speed, my head will fall off. Yes, that’ll do it.” ?

What went through his head before he threw his head? What were his last thoughts as he hit the accelerator?

God- did he have a passenger in the back? News reports say, ”Officers are keen to determine if the dead man was a genuine black-cab driver”……. why are they going to charge him with damage to council property?