Posts Tagged ‘rants’

How to escape punishment

July 24, 2009

Easy really, all you have to shout is ”I’m a celebrity, don’t put me in there!”

At least for Steve Gerrard and Amy Winehouse, that seems to be the key……………in an astounding affront to football and music fans everywhere, and a finger up at our judicial system, both couldn’t-care-less celebrities, who have proven to us all how free they are with their fists, have been let off by some alzheimer-threatened judge…..

Both have been ‘cleared of assault’…….now I have been a Liverpool fan all my life, but I think perhaps the ‘jury of his peers’  ( Liverpool FC captain ) may have been a little biased ( from Liverpool )…..don’t you think.

And as for Amy, well perhaps she needs as many favours as she can get with a face and body like that……

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3 minutes on phone and Pizza Hut still asking for tel number…..

July 11, 2009

Just wasted 3 minutes on the 1815050 Kuwait Pizza Hut tel line…….

……”yes that’s my number”

…..” no add another 9 infront…”

…….”ok try this number……”

……” ah you don’t have a record of that number either… well does it really matter? We’re wasting time here…..”

…” …..my address? Oh ok……no that’s a villa…….I have absolutely no idea why my house number has a / in it, no……”

…..” another telephone number? No I don’t…..”

Three minutes later he still hadn’t even asked what we wanted, and I’d forgotten anyway, so I cut my losses and hung up.

We called Papa John’s and it took 15 minutes from call in to delivery………………:)