Posts Tagged ‘pizza’

Would you like some BS with that pizza Private?

August 28, 2009

Some ridiculous story is making the news today, via The Telegraph, of a British soldier, down from Iraq for some R&R in Kuwait ( that’s an oxymoron in itself) who claims he was kidnapped by ‘Islamic fanatics’ when he nipped out for a pizza in the middle of Ramadan’……LOL.

Now I think it could have been one of several things – he’s suffering from PSD (Pre Pizza Stress Disorder) , he’s been ‘boynapped’ by a few sex crazed Saidies or some Bengalis felt there was a penny or two to be made from this bloke if they could only get into his pants…..or….he woke up after having consumed copious amounts of distilled Eth and hadn’t a clue where he was…..and thought he could fly …. off the balcony.

Nice try Private, but here in Ramadan nobody has the strength to carry out a kidnapping, never mind contemplate one.

3 minutes on phone and Pizza Hut still asking for tel number…..

July 11, 2009

Just wasted 3 minutes on the 1815050 Kuwait Pizza Hut tel line…….

……”yes that’s my number”

…..” no add another 9 infront…”

…….”ok try this number……”

……” ah you don’t have a record of that number either… well does it really matter? We’re wasting time here…..”

…” …..my address? Oh ok……no that’s a villa…….I have absolutely no idea why my house number has a / in it, no……”

…..” another telephone number? No I don’t…..”

Three minutes later he still hadn’t even asked what we wanted, and I’d forgotten anyway, so I cut my losses and hung up.

We called Papa John’s and it took 15 minutes from call in to delivery………………:)