Archive for the ‘Michael jackson’ Category

Conrad Murray may be in for a bumpy ride

July 24, 2009

The dollar signs were probably flashing in ‘Doctor’ Conrad Murray’s eyes, in true Tom and Jerry fashion $$  $$ , when he was appointed Michael Jackson’s personal physician/ drug dealer. It soon turned into a farce of Disney proportions as we imagine MJ stretched out on the bed, doped to the eyeballs and the good old doctor trying to remember his basic first aid, CPR, and failing, again……

Now the police are on step away from issuing a manslaughter charge against him, as he  is the target of a manslaughter investigation into the singer’s death. A receipt for a search warrant shows that police have found : 27 tablets of the weight loss drug phentermine, a tablet of the muscle relaxant clonazepam, two hard drives, notices from the IRS and a controlled substance registration.

If there is any professional doctor governing body in the USA…….I’d be asking a ‘cardiologist’ why he had diet pills in his medicine cabinet…..wouldn’t you?

And why are there still no other pictures of him available except the smiling Bill Cosby one????

Tito Jackson,”The Doc killed Michael.”

July 20, 2009

Michael Jackson’s brother Tito is accusing Doctor Conrad Murray of murder.

”Grieving Tito Jackson claimed Dr Conrad Murrays dithering as he tried to resuscitate his stricken brother wasted vital minutes that might have cost him his life. He accused the physician of not acting quickly enough to get help and said his methods of revival were far from the standards expected of a qualified doctor.Tito claimed Dr Murray began flapping when Jacko collapsed at his Los Angeles home. The 55-year-old said: My opinion is that he panicked when my brother didnt wake up.I think the doctor probably figured he was in trouble and he tried to revive Michael.”

Ya figure?

Who is Conrad Murray

July 15, 2009

Is he even a doctor at all? I mean could I call myself a doctor tomorrow if I felt like it? I have been working with someone this past year who claims he has five degrees and almost a PhD and I don’t believe a word of it, so I suppose anything is possible…..a doctor of shiteology perhaps…….

Murray’s licensed position remains unclear. He is not board-certified, graduated from  the Meharry Medical College, Tennesee in 1989.   His clinic was closed down in 2002 and his partner had his medical license revoked.  In 1993 he had been declared bankrupt.

Not really the CV of a man you might want to be administering powerful anaesthesia to a billionaire with an insurance policy……or maybe……

....and why is this the only damned photo of him?

....and why is this the only damned photo of him?

Jackson death is homicide

July 15, 2009

Breaking news is that LA police will be treating Michael Jackson’s death as homicide.

OK- the butcher? the baker? the candlestick maker? the dermatologist ?

No I’d say the happy handed cardiac ” specialist” who gave CPR on the bed……..Doc Conrad Murray.

TMZ.com said “the evidence points to the anaesthesia Propofol as the primary cause of Jackson’s death”.

Law enforcement sources told the entertainment website there was already “plenty of powerful evidence” pointing to Dr Murray.

Debbie or Katherine- who will play mama and where’s the gum?

July 13, 2009

That little girl Paris looks like she could do a good job of bringing up little Blanket and keeping her eye on Prince Michael- he really needs to learn that chewing gum in such an obvious manner at sombre occasions just isn’t acceptable…..reminds me of a French lady I had the misfortune to teach with some years back. She used to teach and chew at the same time- a wonder of nature. I’m not against gum, I love it, but I hate three things a) constant chewers b) talk and chewers and c) open mouthed chewers.( I should add to that mourner chewers, perhaps).

It seems, claim the tabloids, that Debbie Rowe and katherine Jackson have struck up some deal between them to prevent old Jaws Joe Jackson from gettiung his hands on the kids and their money.  Lawyers acting for both women are said to have met on Friday, for talks on how to exclude Joe Jackson from bringing up Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11, and seven-year-old Blanket. Under their deal, Katherine will raise the children in accordance with Michael’s will – but Debbie, who will drop her custody claim, will have regular access.

Call 911? But where are we Michael?

July 12, 2009

Prize winning Doofus of the Week has to be the infamous Bill Cosby lookalike, Dr CONrad  Murray, who ( after possibly administering illegal anaesthesia to MJ) couldn’t call 911 for up to 30 minutes, because he ”didn’t know the address”…..

No, sorry, I don’t buy that. He is a doofus, yes, but not for (not) not remembering the address, but for using such a lame excuse to try and cover up the fact that he was probably running round the house like a blue arsed fly trying to get rid of any evidence.

Please Mr/Dr CONrad – time to fess up.

La Toya knows who murdered Michael

July 12, 2009

newsNews of the World claims la Toya Jackson says she ‘knows who murdered’ her brother Michael……maybe they tapped her phone to find out? Michael Jackson was effectively “murdered” for his money in a conspiracy by shadowy hangers-on, his sister La Toya has said. Describing him as the lonliest man in the world, L aToya says that when a man is worth over a billion dollars, people will do anything to get his cash…… people will do anything for just a few dollars these days, can’t imagine what the prospect of a billion might do to even the most respected professional……

Bill O’Reilly slams Michael Jackson video

July 11, 2009

I don’t like this Bill O’ Reilly guy. Listen to him here. You want to say, ”Oh go shut up. Look in a mirror. Count how many friends you have in life and if you are a real journalist then get a job with a real newsroom……” or something like that.

Should you go under the knife?

July 10, 2009

A few months ago I had some filler put in, just to hide those mouth lines that were so cute when I was 20 and 20o years later aren’t so cute……but that’s as far as I’ll go. I really would like to have lipo done and a boob lift but something inside of me keeps telling me not to be so damned lazy, put the donut down and get on the Wii fit. Fillers, ok- you can’t diet those laughter lines away, but surgery is another matter. Sometimes it can be fatal and people just don’t seem to take that into account when they go in and sign the consent paper….

take for example, the wife of footballer Colin hendry, who has just died after a botched cosmetic surgery procedure.

MJ Murdered

July 10, 2009

Was Michael Jackson given a lethal overdose of anaesthetic which caused his heart to stop ?

CNN were reporting this morning that investigators may be putting the tag ‘homicide’ on the case.

I thought for a while he was alive.He’s not. He’s not living in a gothic castle in Romania or Hungary. I thought a while back, he was a paedophile- but that was the media who made me think that. It’s sad what the media can make us think, without any evidence there at all, except one person’s say so……

In the case of  the possible homicide of Michael Jackson, I find the……..doctors, nurses,pharmacists, media guilty……